Lupercalia, on February 15th, is much much more exciting! Who wouldn't want to watch guys getting slicked up with grease, milk and blood, then smacking them with a goat thong as they run by you. And many women hoping to get lucky in more ways than one, might just get pregnant if said, greasy milk stud, touched them on their way by!
You can read more here, I once wrote a great essay about the ancient Roman holiday in a series I did on Ancient Rome, but cannot seem to find it. Wikipedia will have to do.
I bought these from Cincy Shirts and I highly recommend them! I made my order last Friday evening and they had it shipped Monday morning and it arrived today! They also provided tracking and email updates! They have a Fiona X Mas sweater I am totally getting next LOL
Driving home tonight was so traumatic that I lost my words. I just sort of whimpered a lot and thought about getting out of the car in the middle of traffic and walking. I mean, OK, it is Valentine's Day but is that the cause for EVERY STREET to be a parade of insanity? Even normally empty side streets were full of crazy people. Next time I get in the car I am going to be all twitchy, I just know it.
By the way, that is an actual representation of me driving tonight.
So, Happy Valentines Day if you celebrate it - Happy Lupercalia tomorrow, if you want to give the whole goat thong smacking a try and if you are looking to support a teeny little hippo named Fiona, get a shirt at Cincy Shirts - they make great gifts!
Not vicious or malicious
Just de-lovely and delicious