Once and for all we really need to do away with the whole time change thing. I see other places wishing it into the cornfields and I think California should follow suit. I mean we don't need to get up at dawn to work the crops in the fields with Lucille and her 4 hungry children. *sigh* well, at least it won't be dark at 4 anymore.
AND OH DEER GOD IN HEAVEN I HATE MY NEIGHBORS - I mean they are the worst human beings on the planet. They have no conception of how loud they are or that turning on Las Mariachis at mind boggling volume at 7 in the morning on a Saturday is just plain fucking rude. These are also the same people who do their backyard karaoke til 2 in the morning and use copious amounts of power tools til 11 at night building god knows what else now. They must be excavating a fucking bomb shelter at this point since they have no more room to build anything else on dry land.
If anyone is wondering, I would appreciate a voodoo doll kit for my birthday.
Here is a photo of a gnome - because I said so.
Not vicious or malicious
Just de-lovely and delicious